Two for One Corona Martial Arts Special
How you all doing?
Lot of people got some time off
and you know what that means…
I get people who ask me
if I’m worried about the Corona virus.
“Why?” I ask.
“You’re over 70!
You’re at risk!
One out of 10 people over 70…DIE!”
I’m gonna die,
I’ve known that all along,
What is important is not that I’m going to die,
but the quality of my life before I die.
Did I work out every day?
Did I use the lessons of the martial arts?
Was I polite?
Did I make friends instead of enemies?
That’s the important stuff.
news flash for the bozos
who want to get into the death stuff…
after working out every day
for more than 50 years,
I’m in fair good shape.
I would put me in the 10-20 age group for risk.
That’s what happens when you work out.
That’s what the martial arts do for you.
let me ask you…
have you worked out today?
Did you work out yesterday and the day before and…so on?
And, if you didn’t…
Why the F not?
What good is your life
if you don’t make yourself strong,
and learn how to enjoy your life
and the lives of everybody around you?
I guess you can see where this is going.
Anybody who orders a course
between now and March 21
can get another one of the same or lesser price.
Two for one.
the Corona Martial Arts special,
to encourage all you lazy couch potatoes
to be all the Bruce Lee you can be.
Just put in an order,
then email me at firstname.lastname@example.org,
tell me what course you want,
got to be of equal value.
You order a $30 course
you can’t order a $50 course as your second course,
got to be a $30 course (or less).
This is my present to those of you
who want to survive not just the Corona thing,
but for life!
If you want to be stronger,
have more friends,
be the one people look to in an emergency….
Two for One until March 31st.
April 1st and i will just write you back and say…Don’t be an April Fool!
Here’s a link
Have a great work out!