Beat Up a Karate Instructor for Fun, Profit, and World Peace!


Yes, You Can Beat Up a Karate Instructor!

A 37 year old man entered a Fort Wayne Karate school and tried to beat up a karate instructor.

The unnamed man carefully disguised himself before entering the martial arts school. He ripped up a batman tee shirt and arranged it about his face as a mask, then entered the school. A ‘Karate kid’ self defense class was being conducted, but that did not sway the alleged ‘beater upper.’ He strode to the center of the mat, apparently to give a message of world peace.

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Are you a socially acclimated, politically correct slave? Or do you study Martial Arts?

The owner of Bowles Karate Academy politely asked the belligerent to leave, but the man refused. Instead, he held out a hand with a secret message on it. The owner refused to take the note, and instead elected to guide the man off the mat and out of the school. The man immediately swung a gnarly fist and punched the sensei in the face.

Big mistake.

The instructor quickly subdued the man. It was not stated whether the karate instructor used a simple jointlock, threw the man down and sat on him, or kicked him in the, uh…juncture at the top of and between the legs.

At any rate, the man was subdued, and the sensei and one of his assistants held the man in place while the police were called. It is unknown whether the martial artssensei lectured the children on proper jointlocks, holds, and submission techniques while he perched aboard the intruder.

The police shortly arrived, and the man was passed over to them to be handcuffed. When the police asked the man why he had come into the school, the man passed them the secret message. The note said, ‘Stop the Violence.’

The police began laughing, then everybody in the school was laughing, and the attacker hung his head in shame.

The man was arrested on misdemeanor charges of battery and criminal trespass.

The teacher was cheered, and so goes the attempt to beat up a karate instructor.

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One thought on “Beat Up a Karate Instructor for Fun, Profit, and World Peace!

  1. doordirt4creations

    Ohhh, the silliness of fighting a war to stop wars… Why not just win? Just really learn a Martial Art and teach it to others… so there is no need to fight. So one can just win, or let the other win by agreement… Thank you Sensei!

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